A promising candidate?

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With Torp out of action, or continuing his inaction, a shoo-in replacement is needed! But in fairness to equal-hippotunities, it is imperative that a reet proppa recruiting process is actioned: Grump is your man for that tasty little admin job.

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Seeking: Highly Addaptable and Hodor-Tolerant Mobile Operative

 

Are you an individual who thrives on dynamic environments?

You must be able to adjust to all circumstances?

Are you flexibility and an unwavering commitment to teamwork?

Then we have a unique and challenging hipportunity for you!

What We Require:

Dynamic Personality: You must be able to pivot quickly and handle unexpected situations with grace and enthusiasm.

Maximum Flexibility: Our work doesn't always stick to a predictable schedule or location. A "can-do" attitude is essential.

A Very Poor Sense of Smell: This is non-negotiable. Our working conditions occasionally involve environments with... distinct aromatic profiles.

Unwavering Team Obedience: A willingness to follow Team orders to the letter is paramount for operational success.

Affinity for Diverse Company: You must genuinely like animals and intellectuals—you will encounter both frequently.

Compensation and Benefits:

Good Rates of Pay Offered: We provide competitive remuneration for the right candidate.

Unique Accommodation & Travel: You will be highly mobile as part of your role.

Meal Plan: Daily food intake costs whilst 'mobile' will be deducted at source.

Qualifications and Growth:

No Formal Education Required: We value real-world adaptability and attitude over degrees.

Intellectual Curiosity: An interest in crosswords will be an advantage. We appreciate sharp minds!

Career Enhancement: Be prepared to receive educational input to enhance career prospects. We invest in the ongoing learning and development of our team members.

If you are ready for a career where no two days are the same, and where your unique adaptability and olfactory tolerance are your greatest assets, apply today!

 

To Apply: Send a brief summary of your most flexible moment to

 

Our ability to achieve the requirements presented to us in most Job Applications (Career Opportunities), is only trumped (sorry, didn’t mean to introduce that word), superseded by our own ability to create an imaginative and convincing CV !

Grump, ever optimistic, puts his wealth of experience in dealing with ‘potential employees’ into full effect, as he creates a tour de force in an effort to find a suitable recruit. Only Stinka can see the cracks in the plan.

But not to be thwarted, hung, drawn, or quartered, Grump hits the mark like an Exocet missile!

We love it when a well thought out plan comes to fruition.